themurderspoon:

Lil’ player

Originally from themurderspoon
Reblogged from themurderspoon

burgerkid:

burgerkid:

burgerkid:

Who does a pharaoh talk to when he’s sad?

His mummy.

i lost 10 followers already

Originally from burgerkid
Reblogged from patrickcolemanus

liamstewrt:

AMY POND MEME;
(2/2) Relationships

You know when sometimes you meet someone so beautiful, and then you actually talk to them…and five minutes later they’re dull as a brick? Then there’s other people, when you meet them you think, “Not bad, they’re okay.” And then you get to know them and…and their face just sort of becomes them. Like their personality’s written all over it…Rory’s the most beautiful man I’ve ever met.

Originally from liamstewrt
Reblogged from doctorwhoblog
Armed with my new helmet i should be ready for possibly the most funniest and painfull week of my life (yep its a hockey tournament) Zoom →

Armed with my new helmet i should be ready for possibly the most funniest and painfull week of my life (yep its a hockey tournament)

pineplapple:

In New Zealand our drinking age is 18 but the drink driving tolerance for under 20s is zero and my friend who’s a cop said he gets great pleasure out of breathalising sober under 20 year olds and watching the terror fill their face as he tells them they’re 10 times the legit drinking limit cause ten times zero is still zero

Originally from pineplapple
Reblogged from moose-andnot-moose

suspend:

its never safe to use tumblr beside your parents

Originally from suspend
Reblogged from moose-andnot-moose
Zoom →

(Source: memewhore)

Originally from memewhore
Reblogged from sadisticsimone
Originally from faustuszero
Reblogged from lady-hellsing

sixpenceee:

did you ever become friends with someone so beautiful?  and then they started telling you about the douchebags in their lives that did horrible things to them, like cheat and lie. and the only thing running through your mind is “who would ever want to hurt someone like you?”

(Source: sixpenceee)

Originally from sixpenceee
Reblogged from sadisticsimone
Had to say goodbye to my favourite helmet! Served me well over the years but got a new one. Thought i would take one last picture of the babe Zoom →

Had to say goodbye to my favourite helmet! Served me well over the years but got a new one. Thought i would take one last picture of the babe